(Also gaining ground in being known as the "shiller protection plan")

A brief sarcastic analogy of how it works;

Unsuspecting marks... errr... I mean, uh, ...consumers are herded into a sleazy, roach-filled crackhouse with faulty doors, locks, windows, floors, roof, foundation, wiring, plumbing, all horizontal and vertical surfaces. (On "the wrong side of the tracks")

They are then blindfolded, issued/sold a crackpipe, and red-hot steely fireplacepokers.

The crack-man/crackhouse owner cleans up...

more later...

-- Edited by anonymous at 06:52, 2007-01-21