Rudolph the red nose scam-deer,
had a very shiny nose,
bought it and paid with paypal,
he knew he wouldn't lose his dough.

All of the other scam-deer,
jumped on board, they are lame.
They caught on to little Rudolph,
and all of his scam-deer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Google came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
your scams exposed and in the light?"

Then all the scam-deer hated him,
but with no where to flee:
they were all stuck with paypal,
and we had GOOGLE -  FREE!