And now for something completely different

lieworld · Senior Member

RE: And now for something completely different

anonymous · Top Poster

Yes, a very funny vid indeed.

Yes, IT is a great day to be alive!!!

And if anyone out there does not feel the same way, just leave and do not come back, because you will only bring yourself down further.

(of course the suspense is killing them, so they will hover.)

What this evening calls for, however, is

DEATH METAL

Mu-ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

-- Edited by anonymous at 20:03, 2007-03-01

anonymous · Top Poster

Dedicating this one to anti-consumer rights, anti-free speech bored trolls, assorted netkooks, questionators, parasitical posters, clinically insane etc et al blah... blah ... (need I go on?)

Have a nice day.

anonymous · Top Poster

This is for everyone else, the heros. (you all know who you are)

Friday Night!

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

Time to relax. (for some _ /snicker)

smoke em if ya got em

anonymous · Top Poster

yes

this one rules

anonymous · Top Poster

More fine quality entertainment

What Ive got youve got to give it to your mamma
What Ive got youve got to give it to your pappa
What Ive got youve got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling dont stop continue

Realize I dont want to be a miser
Confide wisely youll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser?

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I cant tell iff Im a king pin or a pauper

Greedy little people in a sea of distress!

Keep your more to receive your less!

Unimpressed by material excess!

Love is free love me say hell yes!

Im a low brow but I rock a little know how

Better make time for the piggies and the hoosegow!

Get smart get down with the pow wow

Never been a better time than right now!

Bob marley poet and a prophet
Bob marley taught how to off it
Bob marley walkin like he talk it
Goodness me cant you see Im gonna cough it

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Ooh... ooh yeah
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I cant tell iff Im a king pin or a pauper

Lucky me swimmin in my ability
Dancin down on life with agility
Come and drink it up from my fertility
Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility

My mom I love her cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin good my brother gonna hug me
Drink my juice lone chug-a-lug me

Theres a river born to be a giver
Keep you warm wont let you shiver
His heart is never gonna wither
Come on dummyf#@ks! Time to deliver!

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I cant tell iff Im a king pin or a pauper

What Ive got youve got to give it to your mamma
What Ive got youve got to give it to your pappa
What Ive got youve got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
What Ive got youve got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling dont stop continue

Realize I dont want to be a miser
Confide wisely youll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin upriser!
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser?

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now

Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now!

(who is this Bob Marley guy anyway?

Is he related to any other famous Bobs?)

-- Edited by anonymous at 02:37, 2007-03-05

anonymous · Top Poster

A little something for the oldsters.

I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed 'n deranged

I have existed for years

But very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government

And industry too

For I am destined to rule

And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious

But you can't look away

I make you think I'm delicious

With the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get

Have you guessed me yet?

I'm the slime oozin' out

From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you

And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don't need you

Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled

It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told

Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .

Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

-- Edited by anonymous at 20:07, 2007-03-05

anonymous · Top Poster

Ya know, this is kinda sorta funny.

I predicted this one.

Ain't that simply amazing?

I may have to spend more time wearing the ol' swami hat.

I have a few tinfoil beanies, though, for some F I N E folks , so as to enhance (collectively) their current states of mind.

I hear they are great for denial retention.

Changing hats is COOL!!!

anonymous · Top Poster

Satan's Cheerleaders

anonymous · Top Poster

Rave Revues!!!

anonymous · Top Poster

Oh yeah!

Now we bew jammin mon!

This happy-dance-tune is set on a background of doom&gloom.

Of course, the typical computer speakers do not do IT justice.

Best to use some thing ROCKS to listen with. (recommended SPL ~ 129dB@1M)

I like that vintage stuff.

That vintage stuff RuleZ!

noodle

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless,but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

Yeah... Ha Ha!

Finally someone let me out of my cage

Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age

Now I couldn't be there

Now you shouldn't be scared

I'm good at repairs

And I'm under each snare

Intangible

Bet you didn't think so I command you to

Panoramic view

Look I'll make it all manageable

Pick and choose

Sit and lose

All you different crews

Chicks and dudes

Who you think is really kickin' tunes?

Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube

Like you lit the fuse

You think it's fictional

Mystical? Maybe

Spiritual

Hearable

What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy

Lifeless

To know the definition for what life is

Priceless

For you because I put you on the hype shlt

You like it?

Gunsmokin' righteous with one token

Psychic among those

Possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless,but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

The essence the basics

Without it you make it

Allow me to make this

Child, like in nature

Rhythm

You have it or you don't that's a fallacy

I'm in them

Every sprouting tree

Every child and beast

Every cloud you see

You see with your eyes

I see destruction and demise

Corruption in disguise

>From this f#ckin' enterprise

Now I'm sucking to your lies

Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he
provides

with me as a guide

But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye

You perceive with your mind

That's the inner

So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor

With a few rhymes so mother f#ckers

Remember where the thought is

I brought all this

So you can survive when law is lawless

Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead

No squealing, remember

(that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future

anonymous · Top Poster

Enjoy the show.

Start from the very beginning.

anonymous · Top Poster

anonymous wrote:

Oh yeah!

Now we bew jammin mon!

This happy-dance-tune is set on a background of doom&gloom.

Of course, the typical computer speakers do not do IT justice.

Best to use some thing ROCKS to listen with. (recommended SPL ~ 129dB@1M)

I like that vintage stuff.

That vintage stuff RuleZ!

noodle

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless,but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

Yeah... Ha Ha!

Finally someone let me out of my cage

Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age

Now I couldn't be there

Now you shouldn't be scared

I'm good at repairs

And I'm under each snare

Intangible

Bet you didn't think so I command you to

Panoramic view

Look I'll make it all manageable

Pick and choose

Sit and lose

All you different crews

Chicks and dudes

Who you think is really kickin' tunes?

Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube

Like you lit the fuse

You think it's fictional

Mystical? Maybe

Spiritual

Hearable

What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy

Lifeless

To know the definition for what life is

Priceless

For you because I put you on the hype shlt

You like it?

Gunsmokin' righteous with one token

Psychic among those

Possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless,but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

The essence the basics

Without it you make it

Allow me to make this

Child, like in nature

Rhythm

You have it or you don't that's a fallacy

I'm in them

Every sprouting tree

Every child and beast

Every cloud you see

You see with your eyes

I see destruction and demise

Corruption in disguise

>From this f#ckin' enterprise

Now I'm sucking to your lies

Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he
provides

with me as a guide

But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye

You perceive with your mind

That's the inner

So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor

With a few rhymes so mother f#ckers

Remember where the thought is

I brought all this

So you can survive when law is lawless

Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead

No squealing, remember

(that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I got sunshine, in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future is coming on

It's coming on

It's coming on

My future

This bears repeating!

This tune RuleZ!!!

Vintage stuff RuleZ!!!

xppman · Top Poster

WOW

No that's different for sure anon.
Can I have some of that you're smoking please.

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

You have to go get your own.

Anon, you rock.

anonymous · Top Poster

xppman wrote:

WOW

No that's different for sure anon.
Can I have some of that you're smoking please.

Yeah, but even more, it is something for everyone to think about. Deeply. An allegory.

But anyways, I get the idea yall aint been payin careful attention.

We continue our musical journeys:) Very merry song in the eastern style. Do not use:) Although by all to be cheered and to dance:)

is the translated text, but I offer nonetheless for your enjoyment. IT makes the MAIN FEATURE all the much more entertaining, I would be a thinkin any a ways.

Now, out of the last 3 selections, one of these things is not like the others. Can you guess which one?

anonymous · Top Poster

IceBlueEyes wrote:

You have to go get your own.

Anon, you rock.

Sometimes ya gotta roll with IT though.

I was just noticing they had removed a video l linked to earlier in the thread. A good one. Just a bit of bubble-gummy-flavored Plastic for the Soul

of course, with all the many variants of the tune, surely there is one somewhere with the words

GET OUT OF HELL FOR FREE,

a ONE SHOT DEAL

-- Edited by anonymous at 04:20, 2007-03-08

anonymous · Top Poster

BUMP

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Anon, that devil man is hurting my eyes. He is 'ing me. He wants something..............

-- Edited by IceBlueEyes at 19:06, 2007-03-08

anonymous · Top Poster

QUENA-CHECHO

At least this is something different!

holy crap, this guy is mad kewl

Scoodly-whaaaaaa

digg that song and dance

Are they in church?

retro junk

anthropomorhism is cool!

Lips (5 DOF)

anonymous · Top Poster

anonymous wrote:

QUENA-CHECHO

At least this is something different!

holy crap, this guy is mad kewl

Scoodly-whaaaaaa

digg that song and dance

Are they in church?

retro junk

anthropomorhism is cool!

Lips (5 DOF)

Now that's entertainment!