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xppman


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Some one requested this song so...

I'm texas peater and I'm no bug.
I'm just a pp lapper laying on the rug.

I lap it all up all day long.
That's why Im signing my pp song.

yap yap yap
LAP IT UP NOW
lap lap lap

Now up comes Dan you know he's the man
Licking up pp anyway he can.
What you got to say big stamp licking man?

yap yap yap
ALRIGHT NOW
lap lap lap

Bring it down now.
yap yap yap
UH HUH
lap lap lap

Well all of u know I like to lick my stamps
and you pp antis all give me the cramps.
But that's OK because when I get sick...
I got a little old nurse to give me a lick.

lick lick lick
OH YEA
lick lick lick
ONE MORE TIME BABY
lick lick lick
OK
lick lick lick

I may be a nurse but I don't charge no fees.
I supplenment my living by working on my kness.
PPs my biggest fan to date.
I love em so much I just wanna mate.

With my PP
mate mate mate
OH PLEASE
mate mate mate

ALL TOGETHER NOW

yap yap yap
OH YEA
lap lap lap
Do IT MORE
lick lick lick
THAT'S RIGHT
mate mate mate
OH PLEASE


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Here I'll add some RAP too.

I'm slandering sandy and I m here to say.

I love my pp every day.
I hug it squeeze it and hold it tight.

I even take my pp to bed every night.

So don't give us your carp we know what you'll say.
Just STFU and read the UA.

It you don't understand that is not our fault.
We've got all you money in our PP vaults.

So rant and rave and give us a snort.

We'll delete your post just by hitting report.

yap yap yap
STFU
yap yap yap
JUST GO AWAY
yap yap yap
HERE MY PARROT?
yap yap yap
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I pick on posters all day long while humming my favorite lieworld song.
I'm supposed to help but you know it's not true.
I'm just up in here to pick on you.
I'll throw you posters right out the door.
Freedom of speech aint allowed anymore.

If you can guess who I am.
I'll quite posting to the threads with my spam.

yap yap yap
STFU
yap yap yap
JUST GO AWAY
yap yap yap
HERE MY PARROT NOW
yap yap yap
WHAD YOU SAY?

-- Edited by xppman at 05:52, 2006-07-20

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unfrozen_caveman_lawyer


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Thanks brother!

I needed a laugh.

I'm not much of a rapper but can anybody work in the Zappa line.

The poodlle bites! The poodle chews it!

LMAO

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xppman


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I'm a ZAPPA FAN
Maybe we can all work on it for their viewing pleasure.

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If we do any "hard rock" then we will have
to beat them over the head with our guitars.

Oh wait... we do that already... OK next idea LOL

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BWHAHA


Zappa fans? Should have known. That explains everything. You are all truly some sick twisted individuals. Pleased to meet you.

Ever heard the poodle story?

Come on Frenchy, not a speck of cereal

Too funny.

Yeah good ole Uncle Frank sure could cut through the BS and tell it like it is and make you laugh your @$$ off all at once.

Who says there is no room for humour in exposing corporate weasels?

-- Edited by anonymous at 18:25, 2006-07-19

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xppman


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No doubt anonymous Uncle Frank sure could cut through the BS..
That is what WE do here too.

As cheaper says:
Life Is Good...

I have a story I want to tell you guys about the bully and the dude who kicked his ass.

I have a feeling we are all here on the same note....

I think we get tired of seeing bullies try to kick someone's ass.

I'm PROUD to be part of that club.

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Zappa was a genius. It is sad he was taken from us so soon.

I heard Dweezil is doing a tour of his music with a lot of the original musicians. Vai, Bozzio, Napoleon Murphy Brock.

Accept No Substitute

I remember going to a Zappa concert when I was in high school. It was incredible. He was way more than just a guitarist.

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xppman wrote:
No doubt anonymous Uncle Frank sure could cut through the BS..
That is what WE do here too.

As cheaper says:
Life Is Good...

I have a story I want to tell you guys about the bully and the dude who kicked his ass.

I have a feeling we are all here on the same note....

I think we get tired of seeing bullies try to kick someone's ass.

I'm PROUD to be part of that club.


By gosh Xppman, We may have struck upon something.

Maybe we need some lead filled snowshoes to club em over the head with. Peek-a-boo!-ooh-ohh-ooh!



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