Videos which are not about ebay, but could be....

Variations on a theme.

I see more people having to resort to allegory everyday with ebay topics, because truly they are in a zone far beyond one's wildest dreams or nightmares.

For extra credit:

.... Tiny curtain's open, and we heard the tiny clap of little hands
A tiny man would tell a little joke, and get a tiny laugh from all the folks
Sitting, drifting around in bubbles, and thinking it was us that carried them
When we finally got it figured out, that we had truly missed the boat

Oh, and we carried it all so well
As if we got a new position
Oh, and we owned all the tools ourselves
But not the skills to make a shelf with
Oh, what useless tools ourselves...