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anonymous


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So why would anyone want to call it sleazebay?


This stuff just keeps getting even more funny. I see a REALLY SCATHING parody video in the near future...mu-ahahahaha...

The New (Legitimate) Porn Presence: eBay and Apple

(snippets. [the full story is hilarious. Underliining here mine])

Following the web steps of Google and PayPal last week, eBay CTO Paul Strong and Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, have announced a joint venture in which Apple will sell off its surplus and unusable porn stock to eBay....

Oh, the unusable parts, eh? )

...Jobs and Strong disagree with all of the naysayers. Jobs rebutted “both Paul and I have sampled hundreds of hours of the content that will be auctioned in the first month on eBay and I can tell you that there is a lot of quality hours in there. The prices will be starting from a low enough reserve that will allow any bidder to get their hands on quality porn.”

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!

-- Edited by anonymous at 14:23, 2006-12-08

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E-bay just breathed NEW LIFE into Skeeter, the Texas Porn King!!!  Now he can get off, for pennies on the dollar. ( Merry "Chris"  Skeeter! --> with Bill and Tom, and Jamal ).  Thanks to E-bay, you can now DO THEM ALL!!




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Here is another classic quote from the article:

Strong stated that “the offering has the ability to legitimise the porn industry into a safe and contained environment where profits from the sales would be directed into harm minimisation programs for women.”


No reason I can see why anyone would believe it should be called SLEAZEBAY.

I have a feeling if only that misunderstood Hitler person was only given enough time he could have legitimatised genocide.



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Oops, forgot my other point. (I feel like a twitterpated trekkie.)

We all know how safe ebay is... I am sure nothing can go wrong.
Glad to see sleaze.. errr... I mean ebay rising to the occasion to turn a quick profit and protect or minimalize the harm to those women, all at once.

Talk about multi-faceted, multi? (or was that double something or other...)



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Bwhahahahahahahahahaa!!!

Almost forgot about this.
Just who are the pathetic dolts who claim they have cleaned up that sleazehole of of online auction site?
I want to put their names in this next porn-related SLEAZEBAY parody video.

After re-reading this story, I wonder if ebay does not actually welcome Porn in the Toddler section.


SLEAZY LOSERS!!!!!


Don't touch those dials!


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