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September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day


This is a huge event. Need to start practicing early.


A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender notices and asks, "Uh, hey what happened, did you have an accident?, You have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants."

"Aye!", barks the pirate, "Its driving me nuts!"

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Arrrrggh!

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I don't speak pirate very well so here goes,


Ahoy, matey. Tie me to the mast, shiver me timbers, and then make me walk the plank!




-- Edited by IceBlueEyes at 22:27, 2006-09-17

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I heard that sept 19 is sandypurins anniversary.

The key phrase her husband used was "Lower the harpoon boats!"



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Aarrrrrr mateys, I propose a toast to start off this grand holiday.

(alcohol required)

Here's to Meg, that dirty old hag,
That sleazy, slimy slut.
Green fungus grows between her thighs
And worms crawl out her butt.

Before I'd touch those scaley legs
Or suck those festered tits
I'd drink a cup of buzzard puke
And die the grizzled sh*ts.


Aarrrrrrrr!!!

(insert jolly roger smiley)

-- Edited by anonymous at 02:47, 2006-09-19

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Arrrrggh, shiver me timbers, that clinic is a biotch.

-- Edited by 284dan at 15:14, 2006-09-19

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284dan wrote:


Arrrrggh, shiver me timbers, that clinic is a biatch.



Arrrrggh, she bit the head off me parrot!   I heard she's comming aboard tonight to service the crew!  You'll be wantin a patch for both eyes, mates.


And anon!!!! What a smarta$$ you are!!!!!!! YEA!


 


 



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Harrrrrrr, swabbys, I tell ye one true thing...
Those lieworld paid troll posters just love seamen!
Blow me down!!! Aarrrrrrrr!!!




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Know what you see when Clinic takes her top off?  DEAD MAN'S CHEST!




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You guys even got me blushing over here. Oh yea arrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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IceBlueEyes wrote:

Know what you see when Clinic takes her top off?  DEAD MAN'S CHEST!





Aarrrr!!! A treasure like that should be buried or sent to the devil and the deep blue sea, me hearties!
Aarrrr!!!

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I heard she slept in DAVEY JONES LOCKER last night.


at the bus stop


on 4th and vine.




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Anyone else notice ALL her "other" ID's have been MIA?

Well she is back at work now at the school and can't KEEP up.
U know jake, mickeyfinny, beau-joe and all those variations.

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Pirate Day is over.  That was fun.   Let's have some other kind of day soon.




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I have an idea. But let me think on it.

Sry I've been so absent lately guys. Been real busy but I think I'm ready to come back again. At least untill I get KILLED again with website orders and nO (or little PP)

Hey maybe we can make some T shirts like ppsux.com did but add stuff like
Sandy's parrot and the insane nureses pic.

Oh my.

We can get on this in IM's... it will be the bomb and we can make millions. LOL

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IceBlueEyes wrote:

Pirate Day is over.  That was fun.   Let's have some other kind of day soon.





How about fat chicks in party hats day?

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xppman wrote:

I have an idea. But let me think on it.

Sry I've been so absent lately guys. Been real busy but I think I'm ready to come back again. At least untill I get KILLED again with website orders and nO (or little PP)

Hey maybe we can make some T shirts like ppsux.com did but add stuff like
Sandy's parrot and the insane nureses pic.

Oh my.

We can get on this in IM's... it will be the bomb and we can make millions. LOL


I bet ebay sucks and paypal sucks T shirts/hats etc would both sell.

What would be really funny xpman is if sleazebay went off the air for good and ebay paraphenelia was selling for ridiculously high prices to kool-aid drinking fanatics who went down with the ship and still didnt get enough.
And we all were able to profit from the death of ebay.
(you know, the same way ebay profits each time someone famous dies, like the croc hunter for instance)

-- Edited by anonymous at 02:44, 2006-09-20

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How about a "Shut up Sandy or the Parrot dies" tshirt.
Hey, I may use that as my new sig.

I found a great Christmas gift for her:





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Everyday is pirate day at PayPal.

History books will tell you the 1600s and early 1700s were the Golden Age of piracy, when merchant ships lived in constant fear of attack by the dread brigands who sailed the high seas with impunity, plundering and looting at will.


There are those who would argue that the 21st Century is the Golden Age of piracy, except that the piratical villain in their scenario is PayPal, a supergeek buccaneer that roams the lawless reaches of the Internet, scooping up $15 million per day in transactions involving individuals and small businesses.


As if it weren't sufficiently intimidating in its own right, PayPal is now part of the eBay armada, giving it ready access to untold millions of auctions involving such items as used sweaters, old CDs and spare auto parts.


The pirates of old were beyond the reach of the law and so, at least for now, is PayPal.



  • Although it handles more money than many banks, the Federal Deposit Insurance Commission has declared it's not a bank.
  • Although it is now insuring online purchases, no state has yet declared it an insurance company.
  • Perhaps most infuriating to its victims, PayPal has placed itself outside the reach of the courts through its 25-page service agreement, which requires that all disputes be submitted to arbitration in San Jose, Calif., which just happens to be PayPal's hometown. Users give up their right to sue PayPal when they accept the service agreement.

A federal judge last year ruled that PayPal's arbitration clause did not comply with California law. The company has since updated the clause and is now systematically requiring its customers to accept its new service agreement, which contains a modified arbitration clause.


By so doing, PayPal is depriving its customers of the opportunity to participate in a class-action suit that alleges the company's dispute resolution procedures violate the Electronic Funds Transfer Act.


The issue that may finally bring PayPal into the sights of regulators is its so-called buyer protection plan. This leaky sieve of a guarantee was introduced in July 2002 as PayPal Financial Guarantee Insurance but she was soon rechristened the PayPal Money Back Guarantee Program, apparently after the in-house lawyers dropped their teeth upon hearing the word "insurance."


Insurance, after all, is something that is regulated by each of the 50 states. Lawmakers in those states are accustomed to being wined, dined and contributed to by the insurance companies seeking to feed upon their populace and they do not cotton to the notion of self-proclaimed geek-wad cyberinsurers cutting them out of the loot.


Several states are reportedly conducting inquiries into whether PayPal is illegally poaching on the states' turfs. Paul Kress of Wisconsin's insurance commission told a complaining constituent that his office was pursuing a response from PayPal on the citizen's complaint.


"A company can guarantee its own products or services but not the products or services of a third party," Kress was quoted as saying. Oklahoma, Florida and Nebraska are also said to be studying the situation.


There is also the matter of the debit cards PayPal advertises widely on its site and issues to many of its users. The cards are actually issued by Bank One but critics say that PayPal handles most of the dispute resolution functions and is not complying with provisions that banks must follow in electronic fund transfers.


Then there's PayPal's money market fund management, which is reportedly being investigated by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). The SEC is looking into allegations that PayPal is charging more than 1.80% in expenses when its Money Market Fund Prospectus states that the rates are 0.10%.


It may well be that the various investigations produce little or no action. But some consumers have faith that the great merchant vessels whose territory PayPal has invaded will band together against the new cutthroat.


"The very least we might hope for is that the banking industry might move to banish PayPal�s debit card as it holds an unfair advantage in the market," said Mike Fleming, a Sacramento consumer locked in a duel over a $1,010 money-market fund transaction. Besides the many fiscal consequences he has suffered, Fleming says he has experienced discord in his familial life.


"My wife's mad at me for trusting that 'stupid computer bank thing' in the first place!" Fleming said in a ConsumerAffairs.Com complaint.

Be sure to read some of the hundreds of other PayPal complaints and horror stories while you are there at consumeraffairs.com.



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So now when you sign up for PP you have to agree to let them win if you sue them.


That's nice.



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Actually they attempt to have you agree to not sue them, but for all users to go through arbitration with guess who, all at san jose ca,

That was one of the unconscionable clauses, but similar language is still in there.

I bet they cringe each time a ryder or a u-haul truck stops in front of their building.

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