Online payment service giant PimpPal, today announced a new advertising campaign designed to reach the broadest demograghic. This week, we preview their first prototype.
Their strategy here seems to be to develop a lovable, recognizable spokesicon by combining elements of memorable characters from those hip nostalgic 70s with the smooth, sophisticated techno-hipster of the 21st century, which evolved from the dot com boom days, wrapped into America's fascination, love and trust of cute little advertizing icons, all while cleverly yet clearly conveying their reputation and quality of service.
This prototype has been rigorously tested by PimpPal users under carefully controlled and monitored conditions, and is scientifically proven to be 100% anthropomorphically accurate.
In a related story, Sleazebay Ministry of Truth spokesman, Al-eBob, issued this statement regarding the recent rash of stores closures, and unhappy stores owners.
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Sleazebay." He went further to state:
"I told you day before yesterday that the shock has backfired on them. Indeed, they are shocked because of what they have seen. No other online auction venue or independant website will receive them with roses. They will be received with bombs, shoes and bullets, cream pies and rubber chickens. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it in the appropriate way."
When asked to comment on last weeks bloodbath of falling stock prices, and concerns of the stockholders, he was quoted loudly shouting in his rapid egress,
