WELCOME TO THE CAPP BAR AND GRILL

unfrozen_caveman_lawyer · Senior Member

RE: WELCOME TO THE CAPP BAR AND GRILL

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Funny, a million e-bay stock holders are saying the same thing. "Cash back!, I'm taking it up the ..........!"

anonymous · Top Poster

Caveman, actually I was alluding to that 1980s movie Altered States. Parts of which seem torn straight out of a Casteneda work.

Had I been referring to the LW shill posters, I would have mentioned Special Olympics Debate Squad, although the part about the drugs and alcohol are still applicable too., Oh maybe another somewhat similarity, it is hard to grasp a concept without opposable thumbs.

-- Edited by anonymous at 15:11, 2006-07-08

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

You guy's are going to get my liquor license revoked if you don't stop leaving all this drug paraphinalia(<-is that spelled right? I couldn't find webster or rap sheet anywhere.) Anyway, thanks for the shrooms, the speg. sauce got rave reviews tonight.

So clean up after yourselves please, I have to go cut the grass. And do some weed wacking, then eat a pie.

Cheaperknives · Senior Member

Anon

Ah yes, the old “I raped a gorilla last night” trip. This seems to be a phenomena of the western world cultures, and specifically the areas of the world were “organized religion’s” fear of the sacraments are preached. In all my times with the Huichol people I did not see one act of violence committed by anyone “under the influence”, as we say, but many acts of compassion. It is how you are taught to understand the actions of the sacrament, and why it is used, that is important. Before infancy the Huichol introduce their children to the sacrament. When they have a gathering all of the pregnant women and nursing mothers sit in a special spot just for them, and all of the people in the gathering come to them and pay homage and thank them for bringing another Human Being into the circle of life. They do this by hand feeding the mothers peyote.

Oh yes, now comes the huge outcry of the “civilized”. “Child abuse, child abuse, how dare they do that to their children”! Remember, you cannot judge what you do not understand. This is their way, and it has worked for them from times way before our ancestors even knew this part of the world was here.

The biggest problem with my book is that I need a proofreader. All I took up in school was space, and I slept in that. The real vehicle behind the book is so people here in this country will understand why over 50% of the people in Mexico, when asked, state they would like to migrate, legally or illegally, to the United States.

Xppman

As to your request for the pound. When my Huichol friends would come to visit, they would bring me plastic gunnysacks full of fresh peyote. It was their way, it was their sacrament, as important to them as the blessed sacrament of the church that dominated their lives and tried to change them. I planted it allover my wife’s Ranch, the part that survived the visit. So a pound would have been no problem.

Here is a little know fact, San Pedro Cacti (Cactus of the four winds, or Huachuma), is totally legal in the States. You can go to most nurseries and buy it over the counter. You can even buy 9 to 13 inch pieces on eBay. It contain more mescaline then peyote contains (dried specimens have been found to contain about 2% mescaline were as peyote is 0.2%). I have MANY San Pedro’s over 7 feet tall in my back yard, so ol Mescalito is never very far away if I ever decide to visit with him again. I may, he was a close companion.

San Pedro was used extensively from Ecuador through Peru and into Bolivia since the beginning of time. How strange our laws are against the sacraments of this earth. Most of our laws grew out of fear of the known and the need to control. The fact that San Pedro is higher in content then peyote was unknown for quite some time.

Here is another little tidbit. San Pedro was named for Saint Peter because he held the keys to the Gates of Heaven, or could it be the keys to the Gateway to the Clouds?

http://cgi.ebay.com/13-TRICHOCEREUS-BRIDGESI-SAN-PEDRO-CACTUS_W0QQitemZ260004462355QQihZ016QQcategoryZ42211QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

NO PAYPAL

anonymous · Top Poster

Cheaperknives, (and everyone) sorry I have a very dry humour. I was only trying to make a joke and reference to something Casteneda obviously influenced. (That Altered States movie) The tripping ape comments are like a scene in that movie.

I do agree that the use of hallucinogens in a religious or spiritual context is very very different than for so-callled recreational use here in our society.

I have just seen way too much wreckage caused by drugs and alcohol in general. I came back to my small town after being gone for quite a while to find lots of my former friends and buddies hopelessly addicted to some BS. Far beyond anything resembling recreation or fun. It is truly disgusting to see what people on drugs will do and how they will behave for their habits. It trumps all common sense. They are slaves to a substance. It is just plain sad.

At the same time, I believe that all drugs should be legal. One reason for that is that they cannot stop it anyway. This war on drugs has been going on for decades and they are no closer to winning. They never will be. Huge waste of resources going on there.

xppman · Top Poster

Cheaperknives ROCKS.

Cheaperknives · Senior Member

Anon

I was in no way calling you on anything; in fact I found your comment very amusing. We here in the "civilizes world" do everything in excess, and prostitute everything we get our hands on. Dealing with the real item and not distorting it with chemicals is quite different than what your friends, and mine, and myself suffered from.

I am sorry for the losses we have all suffered at the hands of the chemically altered sacraments. I have seen it, I have witnessed it, and I have personally dealt with it. Perhaps if we had been taught the true meaning of their use our whole society would have been different.

Sorry if you mistook my post as criticism, it was not meant as such my friend.

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

NO PAYPAL

BidpayFiance · Senior Member

Cheaper,

Oh I bet it is an awesome experience. Reaching a new height of enlightment would have to be a life-altering experience. It is definately worth reading up on..

GLA

anonymous · Top Poster

Cheaperknives, no, not offended. I thought maybe I had offended you. That is what I hate about this stupid internet. Cannot see a grinning face or hear those subtle vocal inflections.

BTW, dont ask what I did the day of the morning we all found out Timothy Leary passed on, because I do not clearly recollect. Two sure things though, I played hookie and smiled nonstop for 8-12 hours.

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

A toast:

To turning on, tuning in, and dropping out.

xppman · Top Poster

Or.. get down... get it on, or get on out.

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

I'm not aware of that saying being attributed to Mr. Leary! hmmm

xppman · Top Poster

Well that is what I thought I heard

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Then I capitulate. I wasn't old enough to do any of those things. So I waited till I WAS old enough!

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Well I have to go to bed. Lock up for me, ok?

Night

xppman · Top Poster

IceBlueEyes wrote:

Well I have to go to bed. Lock up for me, ok?
Night

OK we will. But don't go to sleep just yet.

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

You're wish is my command, my hunky cro-magnum monkey. Meet you back at the cave.

Don't forget the jungle juice.

and a preacher.

-- Edited by IceBlueEyes at 16:09, 2006-07-10

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

What's going on over at the stupid board? For awhile the pros were so well mannered.

anonymous · Top Poster

This is hilarious. For entertainment only.

xppman · Top Poster

Sure it's not infected?

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Hey Rebel, "How may I serve you?" she said tenderly.

anonymous · Top Poster

xppman wrote:

Sure it's not infected?

I heard it has dangerous MINDVIRUSES in there that download and install themselves
directly and maliciously into the chewey carmel center of the brain's higher learning areas.

DONT CLICK THE LINK. dont even roll your mouse over it. It even puts hidden
esoterific commands in your BRAINS by implanting and interlacing subaural
choruses into ALL your mp3s.

Oops, I've said too much

(Of course it is safe, we save all the really good stuff for other places, er,... I mean if there was any we would.

This is just entertainment, nothing more.)

anonymous · Top Poster

IceBlueEyes wrote:

Hey Rebel, "How may I serve you?" she said tenderly.

...ahem, if you are talking to me, you can start with some of that blue ice cream, then tell me more about the cheesecake, like for instance, is it made with young, er, I mean fresh creamcheese? What is the crust made from?

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Hey anon, I think you're refering a house favorite, NY blueberry cheescake ice cream, drenched in warm blueberries in a sweet sauce, hidden by a generous helping of whipped cream, and topped with a cherry. It's an afternoon delight!

xppman · Top Poster

Your an afternoon delight

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Hey X, I'm going to go see my daddy. I'll be back this evening to take your order.

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Hey anon, there is too much pink on the nazi board. What are they trying to proove all of a sudden?

anonymous · Top Poster

IceBlueEyes wrote:

Hey anon, there is too much pink on the nazi board. What are they trying to proove all of a sudden?

Are you sure they are not kamikazes?
I know one thing for sure, it must really

SUCK BIGTIME

to be them right now. Have you seen the stock prices, have you seen some of the other funny things happening? Ouch!
Too late for damage control. They could get better results with Anusol.

BTW, this is what I serve when my "little gir", (a sassy redhead) comes to see me. I never run out. I always have plenty in stock. It has a unique flavor all women enjoy. And it wont melt in your hands!

Life is GOOD!!!

-- Edited by anonymous at 19:44, 2006-08-02

IceBlueEyes · Top Poster

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to have nightmares now!!!

I didn't find kamakazies, but I did find: w32/Korgo.V

I don't know what it was, but I got rid of it. Nap was right about the e-nay crap that gets downloaded into your computer when you sign in. Every single one had spyware. Are they allowed to do that?

-- Edited by IceBlueEyes at 17:29, 2006-08-04