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Going for the Medal!

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Come all yon sellers


get off of your duff


it's time to be listing


all of your stuff.


 


Don't forget Paypal


I need it you see


as a buyer I want it


to protect me.


 


I know you'll spend hours


take pictures galore


check out the prices


and wish it were more.


 


I greatly appreciate


all that you do


just to make a buyer


wish to chose you.


 


Now that you've listed


and caught my eye


I paid with my credit card


and you say goodbye


 


to that wonderful package


that now sits inside my door


but don't stop reading


I tell you there more.


 


I opened the package


that came with such ease


The item was perfect


and sure to please.


 


To finish my tale


I'll make it brief


Paypal loves me


I am a thief.


 


I walk to the phone


chargeback it will be


to bad for you


and great for me!


 


Now you run to the boards


what could be finer


than having to listen


to "you are a whiner."


 


Texas Skeeter


will let you know


offering Paypal


is the only way to go.


 


I know you will question


why the cheerleaders don't care


that you've lost your money


your cupboards are bare.


 


Perhaps they are busy


waiting to see


what tomorrow mornings


Paypal listings will be.


 


So come all yon sellers


get off of your duff


it's time to be listing


all of your stuff.


 


This Poem is dedicated to all the Paypal cheerleaders, may you all someday be in need and get treated the same way you treat others.


 


 


 


 


 



-- Edited by siriusblackop at 03:11, 2006-03-10

-- Edited by siriusblackop at 03:12, 2006-03-10

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Anonymous

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lmao....tooooooooooo funny!!!

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Anonymous

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Someone just asked Sandy on the PP board if she had checked all of PP listings for today!


Wonder if she knows yet what that question refers to? LOL



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Anonymous

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Please Please don't think all buyers are scammers.  I always paid from my bank account and not a cc and got burned by a seller not only once but quite a few times out of the close to 700  buys.  Even once is too many times.  What makes it really stink is when paypal sides with a theif buyer or seller.  They don't even look at proof. 

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Anonymous

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No one here would think that all buyers are bad.  Most buyers and sellers are good IMHO. 


It is the EB/PP policies that allow fraud to happen to both buyers and sellers that are objected to here.  I think it was meant to drive home just one of the loopholes PP allows and how it is taken advantage of by in this  case a scammer. Problem is a seller doesn't know which sale will be to a scammer and which will be to a good buyer so if you offer PP at all you have to take the chance.


 



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