They crucified the the seller and all his other listings before it went on too far. It was starting to light up the interwebs pretty good.

Sacrilege! "Jesus' Toenails" are Only Going for 99 Cents on eBay

Warning: they're "used."

Read more: Jesus's Toe Nails for Sale on Ebay for 99 Cents | TIME.com http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/22/sacrilege-jesus-toenails-are-only-going-for-99-cents-on-ebay/#ixzz2lQHa8jMN

here we are a pokin' some fun at sleazebay... or should I say evilbay? [airquotes] rotflmao

Jesus' toenails (petrified) on ebaY