We're starting them. Because the really outrageous ones, the ones that come true/ are undeniably true, (like hidden listings, and the obvious will, desire and intent to maliciously profit from every crime, cheat everyone they can, ruin millions of lives etc are becoming stressful and boring.)
Who wants to play? Feel free to join in or start your own Outrageous ebaY Rumors where ever you feel comfy.
Knowing that truth is stranger than fiction in ebayland, we still need first a couple disclaimers...)
*intended for entertainment only.
**If any of the Outrageous ebaY Rumors should happen to become true, we disavow any clairvoyance, special knowledge, or seekritalgorithms.
I'll start.
Informed sources indicate that ebay has purchased millions upon millions of FEMA coffins. Not for human burial, but rather to be used by their snakey subsidiary Paypal as Earth currency holding containers at the Paypal Galactic/ Nazi Lunar Headquarters, located on the dark side of the moon, far far away from those pesky regulators and Money Transmitter License Terms.
Oh but there's more...
It seems they were ordered with the old ebaY logo, just before ebay decided (on a whim) to change their logo for some quick & dirty PR reasons.
When received, ebay filed SNAD on the manufacturer/seller, unleashed the paypalian-reptilian flying monkey chargeback squad, sided with it's self in the dispute, then sent back a box of ordinary earth-rocks, and kept the coffins.
They next dinged the seller's DSR stars, left a negative feedback review, took away the Top Rated Plus badge & discount, and seized their funds. (for their own protection, and the safety of the community). To end matters they sent a nice canned email to the victim expressing how much they understood their frustration, and a link to the seller protection center.
The sad part is, although completely fictional BS, it's not nearly the most bizarre or outrageous ebay-paypal story. LoLz!
-- Edited by budnonymous on Tuesday 12th of November 2013 01:24:41 AM
Ebay will surprise the world when they announce entry into the fast food industry, as they reveal the community has been under a top secret Beta testing since 2008.
