Cutting straight to the quick, you just know there's a top rated seller or forum helper joke in there somewhere. lmao

Long Valley man with eBay-bought badge claimed to be firefighter at traffic stop, police say

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... Ludwigsen told the officer he was a member of the NYC Fire Department and displayed a wallet badge, but police later determined the badge had actually been purchased on eBay, police said. ...