Flags will fly at half staff today at ebaY in San Jose, and Paypal Headquarters in Nebraska as they mourn the loss of a sizeable customer, longtime friend and advertising spokesperson.

CEO John Donahoe was quoted as saying " We've truly lost a great ally, someone with whom we had great synergy.".

Meanwhile, Uncle Griff was overheard luanching a query as to whether there  were any gender restrictions on those 72 virgins.

Former exec Osama Bedier breathed a sigh of relief.

Donahoe is expected to lead the sleazebay community in prayer chants later today.