Submitted to Urbandictionary by yours truly. lmao!
I ran across an ebay fanboy in real life not too long ago when I went on a Craigslist deal. Funny part is that the guy said he didn't sell on ebay anymore because of some "problems", but he talked up ebay like it was the greatest ever. I changed the subject quickly to avoid going off on a tangent-rant or laughing too much. (more)
I ended up not buying the stuff, because basically it was garage sale garbage at collector or museum prices and he wouldn't budge in price. He texted me back again the other day, so I'm guessing he didn't sell it yet.