October 04, 2010

Meet Bobblehead Meg! Shes billionaire with an atrocious voting record, a short temper, and a history of shady business deals whos trying to spend her way into the Governors Mansion. Visit http://www.MegForMeg.com to learn more!

SING ALONG
Let me introduce you to Bobblehead Meg,
A poor billionaire whos a real powder keg,
A former CEO who didnt vote till oh-two,
Listen California she wants to be in charge of you!

Well good ole Meg was born into old money,
Got tired of Boston so she moved somewhere sunny,
Now says Californias always been her home state,
But shes only lived here since nineteen ninety-eight.

Since she moved in shes been the head of eBay,
And in that short time a lot of jobs shes sent away,
Two out of five eBay jobs are overseas,
Wonder if shell outsource all the state employees?

So we all know Meg is a very rich lady,
But how she got her dough sometimes seems a bit shady,
Ten years ago when the rules were pretty lax,
She did a sketchy deal with the boys at Goldman Sachs!

Well Megs got a house in pretty Telluride,
And she wants to keep her view form each and every side,

She couldnt buy out her neighbors so she figured out a plan.
Use eminent domain to gobble up the land!

Now Megs ego needs a boost so shell say anything to win,
So she came up with a scheme to simply buy her way in,
Spent a hundred million dollars just to be on your TV,
But Im sorry dear old Meg you just dont work for me!

WRITE YOUR OWN VERSE

Use the chords below to write your own verse and post it as a video response, tag it with megformeg have fun!

- verse
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
D, E

- chorus
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
Fm, D, E

Paid for by the California Correctional Peace Officers Association

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