Pierre was taking a grilling yesterday on twitter, when he squeaked out a hilarious statement regarding a [hypothetical] investigative report on sleazebay by Glenn Greenwald. (of course which willl never, ever EVER happen. Click through to see the tweet and link to a storify of the bulk of the good stuff

The World Awaits Greenwald's Exposé on ebaY!

Next,  ecoomercebytes  posted this:

Should eBay Founder Investigate His Own Company's Practices?